Questionnaires (Molotok - Russia)Time of publication: 07.08.2003 |
Yulia
What should a guy be like for you to like him?
Sexy and kind.
Has anyone offered t.A.T.u. to have sex for money?
Why would they? We would tell them: "Go ... yourselves!"
What excites you? / What makes you horny?
Body scent.
Have you ever had sex without a condom?
No.
What else can you do with a condom?
An aquarium for a fish. Why?
Is it possible to make love under t.A.T.u. / like t.A.T.u. (play of words ~ elf)
Ha-Ha! Not unless you are a rabbit!
Lena
What should a guy be like for you to like him?
He should be able to make me laugh. He should be romantic and not forceful.
Has anyone offered t.A.T.u. to have sex for money?
That's disgusting! I don't know. No.
What excites you? / What makes you horny?
When someone whispers somehing in my ear.
Have you ever had sex without a condom?
It's impossible at the time of AIDS and other deseases.
What else can you do with a condom?
You can make a balloon. But it's better to simply use it to be safe.
Is it possible to make love under t.A.T.u. / like t.A.T.u.
I'm tired of your stupid questions!
Hands behind your head!
I have a problem. One guy from my neighbourhood kind of likes me. However, I don't really like the way he treats me. Sometimes he tries to touch my boobs and sometimes he tries to look under my skirt, as if joking. A lot of girls like him for his vulgar confidence, however I love another guy, who is now in the army and can't protect me. How can I stop this?
Zhenya from Moscow
In english the way this guy treats you is called "sexual harssment" (there is no such thing in Russian language - elf). .... bla.. bla.. bla...
Yulia: (thoughtfully) Daaamn... I don't know... He is just an a**hole. A horny a**hole.
Lena: You should talk to him.
Yulia: Yeah.. You talk to him and he grabs your...
Lena: (continues) I would tell him honestly "I love a different person and you are disgusting to me".
Yulia: I would smash him in the eye first.
Lena: Not everybody can fight.
Yulia: You should learn then... something like Ushu or Karate. A girl should be able to stand up for herself or have someone stand up for her... an older brother or a father. Those a**holes need their hands ripped off!
Lena: I would recommend not to walk at night alone. And don't stop if someone tries to talk to you.
Yulia: (decisively) And if someone tries to harass you on a bus or a trolley-bus, just kick them with your knee as hard as you can. Should I tell you where? ( )
Lena: It's important not to be ashamed of your fury. You should scratch and scream. Don't give up without a fight!
Scandals
Peter (St. Petersburg) 20.04.2003
Those who were lucky enough to get their tickets to sport complex "Yubileyniy", had a hard time coming back to live. The school-girl image of Yulia and Lena (white shirts, red skirts and young innocence) had long been gone. t.A.T.u. girls grew up and now ran around the stage looking absolutely incredible: small panties and tops that can barely be considered clothes. The girls performed "Nas Ne Dogonyat" twice shaking their asses as an encore. But the excited audience continued chanting "TATU! TATU!" for another half an hour, not willing to go away.
New York 06.03.2003
The hosts of NBC channel, who invited two "crazy russians" on "Tonight" talk show, were afraid that the girls would start kissing or undressing on the stage. The program started and Americans relaxed. The girls smilled nicely and chatted with the host, nothing more. However, their t-shirts were decorated with russian words "F*** war". Before the yankees figured it out, the program was over. The next day similar t-shirts were sold all over the internet and the NBC bosses drank tonns of tranquilizers. And so t.A.T.u. owned the whole world yet again.
Riga 24.05.2003
Yulia and Lena arrived as queens to the capital of formerly "friendly" Latvia where Eurovision took
place. When Latvians found out who was going to represent Russia they got really scared: the girls would win and leave, leaving them all the responsibilities. So they treated t.A.T.u. appropriately: didn't let them rehearce, always messed things up, etc. But the organizers turned out to be the biggest asses. They shamelessly rigged the votes and pushed t.A.T.u. to the third place. They still couldn't explain how the Turkish girl with hoarse voice got the highest score. Now the court will decide everyting. In only two weeks the final court meeting will take place. We'll see then who's the real winner!!!
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