Comrade Stalin, come back…Time of publication: 18.09.2005 |
…and send the useless Tatugirls to work in an arm factory in Novosibirsk.
Today Tatu arrived at E!News studios. Horrendous experience. The two little Muscovites have been on their way down for years. They are doing everything to relaunch themselves. Three vans arrived loaded with people from the record company, stout bodyguards with faces of the Russian mafia, assistants, photographers and in the middle of this useless escort: the two most insignificant little girls I have ever seen in my life. Only one and a half metres high between both, and a single neuron per head. They napped on sofa-chairs, while they try to organize this useless horde. Everything was conducted by a young English man, arrogant and hysterical, who dismissed anyone who got in his way. Being a perfect idiot, this horrible Englishman had blocked our cameraman before from filming the tasteless duo, and then he even tried to forbid the entrance to a studio technician. He then said: "If the questions go beyond the topic of Tatu, we'll stop and go away". Then he made us remove the old pseudo-lesbian photos of the two stupid girls which is the only reason why they had some success in the past. Not even Madonna would have allowed this. But it's necessary to use this facade of fake divas to mask the nothingness and the lack of talent. Resisting the impulse to kick those useless vegetables, we concluded the most difficult interview I have ever made. It's official: the two Tatugirls are brain-damaged. At the end, this all circus, English animals included, finally left Cologno Monzese. And while they were going away, I had an urgent desire to scream: DO NOT BUY THEIR RECORDS! DOWNLOAD THE MUSIC FROM THE INTERNET! LET'S MAKE THE RECORD COMPANY DIE FROM STARVATION!
Comrade Stalin, if you were still with us, Tatu would be now working in some beautiful arm factory in Novosibirsk.
Tommaso Labranca
Libero News, Italy
Translation: TatySite.net Team and katbeidar
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